The Dirty Gerund proudly champions local stars and wandering performers troubadouring across America in pursuit of connection, love, and a whole lot of ruckus both on the open mic and as feature performers!
Our features have included poets, musicians, puppeteers, the hehe-hahas (comedians), and...perhaps…you?
Send us a lil’ sumtin’ so we can consider the taste, pick up what you be putting down, get a groove on your vibe. This isn’t a formal application or Literary Submission, just, bedazzle our booking manager with your best and you’ll hear back from us ASAP*:
* please note we are often booking 2 to 3 months in advance, and you may not get a response right away.
We are not ignoring your submission! We love you, our resources are just limited and doing our best
This should go without saying, but we do not tolerate hate speech, and no matter the performance, breaking that really basic ass rule during the show will be stopped and you will be asked to leave. Harassing the booking manager also is a really bad idea, bud, she’s really cool and I’m really bothered that I even need to add this disclaimer!
