Friends! We are locked out of the Dirty Gerund Eventbrite. Until you hear otherwise from our website/socials, please refer to those locations only for our line-up.

Speaking of features….do you want to feature with us?

Poets! Performers! Puppeteers! We seek your talents on our mic for features in February 2026 (and beyond).

We are also booking artists for live work + auction and/or vending.

Please read the overview and fill out the applicable booking form here and our wonderful booking manager will be in touch (probably after the holidays!)