Lords and Ladies, non binary gentlefolk and scallywags alike! Make haste to King Ralph’s Faire this Saturday, for from the hour of noon ’til five, where the Monday bards of Ralph’s shall take their merry post in Mistress Ashley’s ye old flea and wares market!

Come scribble thy own verse upon fair scrolls laid out for thy musings…
Or take a Gerund pencil enchanted, which when planted shall sprout basil or cucumber…
Or perhaps adopt a lonely lyric? We’ve lovingly packaged orphaned poems in charmed envelopes, each seeking a kind soul to go home with….
Stickers and other hand made poetry merch galore! Everything is pay what you can, simply drop thy coins in our hat and go enjoy the ruckus of the faire!

Activities beyond the gate are ticketed, but glory be our booth lay just outside the kingdom gates 🃏 and lo! Our fine folk shall be hosting poetry games and foolish delights to stir both heart and humors throughout the afternoon ‘neath thy banner of Dirty Gerund 🎙

Don your finest wares and come let thy spirit be stirred with rhyme mirth  and lyrical magic!

(Or in other words)

Join us Saturday August 2nd at
Ralph’s Diner in
Worcester MA
Find the Dirty Gerund booth in the parking lot among other vendors
Cash tickets for the full ren faire at the regular patio entrance. Events include everything from tournaments to gruel to games.