🌟 OUR FEATURE 🌟 THE GRAND RETURN OF IRON POET ; It’s been a minute as we let the trophy rest in safe keeping with our current reigning champion @jared_parretti – but the time has come for his words to be challenged and the dust to be whiped from the trophy for its resurrection.

Our first round of qualifiers will be @joy_from_the_bog
& @itschello.

Three rounds, three poetic concoctions, three judges, basing scores on three weird criteria, and one diabolical secret ingredient from the glorious @miyastgermaine. Whoever comes out of this round on top will go against the winner of our next qualifier to see who is going to go after Red for the title of Iron Poet.

🌟 Do you have extra plastic bags lingering around your home? Bring them down for our friend Byrne, who is crocheting out of plarn making bed rolls/sleeping mats to donate to local shelters and those in need of warmth this cold season and beyond.

TIP YOUR BARTENDER AND BRING YOUR EMPTIES BACK TO THE BAR ❤️ thank u. I love u

BONUS RUCKUS: TO BE ANNOUNCED! $15 ON THE LINE THO 👀

21+ 8:30 $2-5 SUGGESTED DONTATION